Funniest Thing!

Accessing and Using The Force with C. C. Gaitan

“There is a power for good in the universe greater than you are and you can use it.” Ernest Holmes, here referring to God, is stating the greatest discovery that the individual can make. However, how does one gain access to this power? By simply opening themselves up to it. We must be willing to believe the truth that this benevolent God power is always at work on our behalf. Trusting in Divine Orchestration at work to the point where we can let go of concern and panic driven fear-based activity. And to freely forgive; to give up harmful emotions toward ourselves and others. It’s the divine paradox, “surrender to win!” On this episode, Darrell and Ed highlight the evidence that our needs are met and our desires fulfilled when we let go and trust God is at work. And, during the second segment, Happy Prayer Minister C. C. Gaitan encourages listeners to receive God’s good, guidance, inspiration, and motivation into their lives with today’s reading, “Choose Happiness.”
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Funniest Thing! with Reverend Cathy Norman

“Funniest Thing!” is the exclamation that many people will say when something unexpected happens that coincides with a desire of theirs. “Funniest thing! The person who interviewed me for that job I really want grew up in the same town and we had a great time reminiscing.” “Funniest thing! I had trouble finding a parking space but when I finally did the person getting out of the car next to me was someone who I haven’t seen in years and was just thinking about.” “Funniest thing! We had an unexpected bill and a day later we received an unexpected check as a gift from a family member in the same amount.”
What if these coincidences weren’t just coincidences at all? What if you had something to do with causing these serendipitous and seemingly miraculous outcomes? For centuries philosophers have said we do. On this episode, Darrell and Ed reveal and discuss the secret to living a charmed life. The secret being our attitude. Your attitude, your mental approach to any situation, is the combination of your thoughts and feelings about it. Those who proceed with a faithful attitude, one of gratitude and joyful expectancy, seem to enjoy more good luck than those who proceed with a fearful attitude; morbid expectancy. Why is this so? Because our thoughts produce feelings and feelings equal vibration. And it’s the Universe’s job to match your vibration. Good and faithful thoughts produce good feelings, and these good vibrations make us magnetic to good results. During the second segment, Rev. Cathy Norman elevates our thoughts and feelings with today’s reading, “Imagination is Prayer.”
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Light a Little Candle Wherever You Go with Sally Reed Snyder

Every kind deed, every noble act pays off double. You get your first payoff the instant you do it by the Joy it releases. The second payoff comes later on, for no human action is exempt from repercussions. The world must eventually react to any good act and the bread you cast upon the waters will be returned to you on some later tide. Shed peace, not discord, wherever you go. Try to be part of the cure of every situation, not part of the problem. Always try to build up, never to tear down. Show others by your example that happiness comes from living with faith in Good, and the choice to express love. The power of your example is greater than the power of what you say. Be the good in the neighborhood. On this episode, Darrell and Ed motivate listeners to bring something good into every situation knowing it will set off a ripple effect. And, during second segment, Prayer Minister Sally Reed Snyder gets our week off to a wonderful start with today’s reading, “Work with Joy”.
Every kind deed, every noble act pays off double. You get your first payoff the instant you do it by the Joy it releases. The second payoff comes later on, for no human action is exempt from repercussions. The world must eventually react to any good act and the bread you cast upon the waters will be returned to you on some later tide. Shed peace, not discord, wherever you go. Try to be part of the cure of every situation, not part of the problem. Always try to build up, never to tear down. Show others by your example that happiness comes from living with faith in Good, and the choice to express love. The power of your example is greater than the power of what you say. Be the good in the neighborhood. On this episode, Darrell and Ed motivate listeners to bring something good into every situation knowing it will set off a ripple effect. And, during second segment, Prayer Minister Sally Reed Snyder gets our week off to a wonderful start with today’s reading, “Work with Joy”. I am aligned with love. I radiate unconditional love and receive love in abundance. My heart is open to giving and receiving love. I welcome love into my life. I spread love to those around me and fill my own cup with self-love. Every cell in my body vibrates with love. I am love.
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Overcome Self-Created, Self-Accepted Limitations with Stephanie Havelka

You are the only person who can limit you. We are where we are because of who we are, and who we are is the image that we have accepted of ourselves. At anytime you can break free from the familiar image you’ve accepted about yourself. As soon as you decide to accept a new image of yourself. you’ll receive a promotion. The Truth states, “It is done unto you as you believe” and can be personalized as, “It is done unto me as I believe about myself”. On this episode, Darrell and Ed inspire listeners to expect a promotion, as they accept a new image of themselves. And, during the second segment, Sporty Stephanie Havelka, Founder and Creator of Sportkini, makes all things new with today’s reading, “Dare to Be Rich, Well and Happy!”
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Choose Your Own Adventure with Reverend Tom Thorpe

The affluent life is simple to attain once we discover that we can choose the good. When we choose to focus on the good, we can feel the whole power of the universe behind us. This is how we experience affluence as a way of life. Affluence means we’re in the flow, in harmony with God’s purpose for our life. Discipline means choosing, moment by moment to stay on the beam with our greater good. While we’re busy taking care of God’s business, He’s busy taking care of ours and we can boldly proclaim, “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.” On this episode, with Darrell taking a much-needed rest, Ed discusses how affluent living is the result of choosing a generous attitude and loving behavior. And, during the second segment, Unity Minister, tender-hearted Tom Thorpe gets us motivated to choose the good life with today’s reading, “Everyday’s Christmas!”
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Fortune Favors the Bold with Meghan Cassady, from Catnip Coalition

Big ideas are inherently enthusiastic and therefore, attractive. When we get in the swing of a big idea it’s impossible to hang onto limiting perspectives. The stronger your desires for good, the greater the power of your desires to produce that good for you. Psychologists agree that we influence people and circumstances by having great desires and great goals. It is as though everything and everybody subconsciously tunes in on our big desires and goals, and gets busy helping us to achieve them. On this episode, Darrell and Ed drive home the fact that man’s only limitations are in the negative use of imagination. And, during the second segment, Cat-lovin’ Megan Cassady’s experience proves our national motto “Annuit Coeptis” which is Latin for “God favors our bold enterprise.” Today’s reading is, “Just Take The First Step.”
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Walk Right Into Your Best Life with Reverend Kathy Beasly

Do you really desire to enjoy the very best your life could be? It’s simple, refuse to stew. Give up stewing over the behavior of others and you’ll walk right into your best life. While complaint is the law of decrease. Gratitude creates a portal through which grace comes into your life in the most miraculous ways. Gratitude is a vibration that calls in miracles. Gratitude instantly makes you a vibrational match with your Divine inheritance. On this episode, Darrell and Ed discuss the advantages of raising your frequency with gratitude and how to avoid becoming a stew pot. And, during the second segment, Reverend Kathy Beasly makes it clear that you can’t go wrong when you’re focused on all that’s going right with today’s reading, “What you give is what you get!”
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What’s In Your Beach Bag? with Dr. John Waterhouse

Your mental approach to whatever you are doing is the key to your experience. If we want to get back to the childhood experience of enjoying our activities, we have to stop putting so much pressure on ourselves. No more waking up and considering our to-do list as something we gotta get through before we can enjoy our day. Instead, let’s engage with our day in a new way. Since we always receive what we mentally prepare for, why not consider our day’s appointments with the attitude of preparing for a day at the beach? It’s said that man’s only limitation lies in the negative use of imagination. So let’s imagine our day in a delightful way! On this episode, Darrell and Ed shake us free from seeing our day as something to get through and instead embrace it as a day at the beach. And, during the second segment, the always enlightening Dr. John Waterhouse inspires us all to open ourselves up to our daily Divine inheritance with today’s reading, “What’s In Your Beach Bag?”
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What Are You Tuning In To? with Reverend David McClure

It is not the circumstance that matters. It is your state of being that matters. You are not a physical being in a physical universe, you are a vibrational being in a vibrational Universe. You are both a transmitter and a receiver of energy. When you think a thought and feel an emotion you are transmitting vibrations to your surroundings. In essence, what you’re tuning into, you’re turning into. And our circumstances will reflect this back to you. Faith and gratitude instantly tune us into a higher vibration. On this episode, Darrell and Ed share how we get to choose our vibrational match by the thoughts we choose to tune in to. As Albert Einstein puts it, "Everything is energy... and that's all there is to it! Match the frequency of the reality you want, and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy, this is physics.” And, during the second segment, the dynamic David McClure, author of “The Healing Tapestry”, tunes us into to something good with today’s reading, “Healing.”
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Move Over and Let God Take Over with Artist Krista Machovina

Why should we try to move mountains with our own strength alone when Faith, “even as a grain of mustard seed,” can help us achieve what seemed impossible. God is defined precisely and simply in the Bible by the following verse, “God is love.” Faith in God is faith in Love. Therefore, it gives us something to do in order to join forces with God and strengthen our faith.: focus on expressing Love. Mike Dugan would often affirm, “While I am doing God’s business, God is taking care of my business.” Regardless of what our circumstances, when we make it our intention to be an expression of God’s love wherever we are our circumstances improve and miracles occur every time. And, during the second segment, Artist Krista “The Love Machine” Machovina gets us givin’ it up for success with today’s reading, “Go and Meet Your Good.”
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A Transcendent Treatment
"As Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up." 
Beloved of God, greeting!In my integrity within me, where I know and see as God, I know and see you, O beloved, to be free, wise, and immortal!I see you unfettered and unbound, triumphant! glorious! splendid!I see you unweighted by human thought of limitation, unweighted by matter!I see you unbound, undiseased, buoyant!I see you strong! mighty! forceful! powerful! divine!I see your eye lit with fire from on high!I see your tongue tipped with celestial instructions!I behold you bright! joyous!I see you victorious! undaunted!I see you spotless! beautiful!I see you deathless, abiding!I see you flawless! fearless! transcending yourself and all your affairs - independent!I see you smiling! sound! sane! strong!I see you to be the strong son of God, brother of Jesus Christ and joint heir of the Father to the kingdom!I see you alive with God and upheld by His free Spirit forever!All the world sees you as I see you, now and evermore.-H. B. Jeffery.